Review: Delilah Dirk & The Turkish Lieutenant
Delilah Dirk & the Turkish Lieutenant is a graphic novel written and illustrated by Tony Cliff. Our protagonist is actually the aforementioned Turkish lieutenant, a young man named Selim. Selim is a hapless lieutenant in the Sultan’s guard in Constantinople. His passion is the brewing and blending of tea, but it isn’t something for which he gets much respect.
One day, an intruder is apprehended in the Sultan’s palace. She says her name is Delilah Dirk and she lists off numerous accomplishments:
superior swordswoman
a member of three royal courts
skilled acrobat, lockpick, and escape artists
owner of a flying ship
She has traveled and trained all over the world. And she is here to “repatriate” some of the Sultan’s antique scrolls.
When Delilah inevitably escapes, the Agha blames Selim and orders his execution. Delilah saves him, thus thrusting him into her own life of adventure and intrigue.
This was a delightful read. Delilah is, as far as she can be trusted, a runaway English noblewoman turned adventuress. She’s very much a Regency-era Lara Croft, as far as I can tell. She reminds me a bit of Gail Simone’s version of Red Sonja too. She’s tough, irreverent, thoughtless, but also kind. She had nothing to gain by saving Selim, but she did it anyway. On the other hand, she’ll burn down a town’s only bridge as part of a getaway plan. She’s maybe not a great role model, but she is a great deal of fun.
Selim, on the other hand, is gentle. He isn’t, on the surface, cut out for a life of adventure and intrigue. But he is, if nothing else, a loyal friend.
The art is good, but it didn’t stand out as unusual to me. In a way, I’m glad of that. If I’d spent more time looking at the craft of the art I wouldn’t have had as much focus for the story. If you like adventure books I highly recommend this one.
More than you wanted to know about me
I’m participating in the Birmingham Art Crawl on November 6. They sent out a long questionere to all the artists and I thought it might be interesting to post my answers. So, here’s more than you ever wanted to know about me, as an artist.
- Who are you and what do you do?
My name is Sara and I make jewelry. Mostly I use fiber techniques like crochet or knitting with wire. I also work at a bookstore and an elementary school library. - Why do you do what you do?
I love making jewelry. I love to blend colors and textures to make wearable art. - How do you work?
I usually combine a mix of beads and gemstones into a bowl and look at it for a while. Then I start the actual crafting process.
What’s your background?
I worked at a bead and jewelry store while I was in graduate school. I learned many of my techniques there and others I picked up here and there.- What’s integral to the work of an artist?
Passion. Art is often a hard and lonely pursuit, so you have to love it for the process. - What role does the artist have in society?
I think artists are our heart. Visual artists, wordsmiths, musicians, dancers… they all help to tap into our emotions and our inner selves. - What’s your favorite art work?
I love paintings, especially of complex or ethereal subjects. Kinuko Craft and Yoshitaka Amano are two of my favorite artists. They are both known for very intricate art, although in very different styles. Craft paints primarily in oils, doing very western-style fairy tale paintings, while Amano uses watercolors and guache in a much more Japanese style. - What’s your most embarrassing moment?
I met an author that I’m a big fan of a few years ago. It was an unexpected meeting, we were introduced by another author I already knew. All I could do was repeat, “Oh my god. You’re you. Oh my god.” It was terrible. (Yeah, that was Dan Wells)
What jobs have you done other than being an artist?
I work at a bookstore and a library right now. I’ve also been a tour guide at Colonial Williamsburg.- Is the artistic life lonely? What do you do to counteract it?
I spend time with my friends and also in online communities like tumblr. There are a ton of artists there and it’s easy to become inspired or to commiserate if things aren’t going well. - What do you dislike about your work?
It’s never exactly the way I envisioned it. - What do you like about your work?
It makes people feel pretty or special. - Should art be funded?
Absolutely! Art is essential. Without art to challenge us, to comfort us, to direct us toward things we would rather not see or might not notice we will become stagnant. - What role does arts funding have?
Artists will create with very little, but freeing an artist from the concerns of finding the next meal or paying rent allows them to fully tap into their potential. And more art is always a benefit to society.
What makes you angry?
Injustice and ignorance.- What superpower would you have and why?
I want Storm’s powers from the X-men. She has control over weather. She can fly, she can zap things with lightning. She’s awesome. Mostly, I’d love to be able to fly, but the ability to manipulate the weather would also be awesome. - Name something you love, and why.
Reading. It lets me dip into other lives, other times, other ideologies. - What is your dream project?
To design a suite of jewelry based off my favorite books. - What’s the best piece of advice you’ve been given?
Work harder. - Professionally, what’s your goal?
To be able to support myself with my art. - What wouldn’t you do without?
The internet. I use it for research, for networking, for keeping up with my friends, and just for entertainment.
Scary Books
It’s the spookiest time of year. Halloween is my favorite holiday and I thought I would take a little time to talk about scary books. I don’t actually read very much horror. I need a happy or relatively happy ending to make me ok at the end of a book, but every now and then, I like to read something that’s tense and disturbing. So, here are some of my favorite creepy books:
1. Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry
Weaponized. Zombie. Virus.
If that doesn’t scare you then… I’m not sure. You’re a strange person. Jonathan is one of my favorite authors and I’ve gone on, and on, and on about his books, so I won’t give a full recap here. But the short version is that terrorists have figured out how to manipulate prion diseases to create a zombie virus. Joe Ledger and the Department of Military Sciences are the only thing standing between them and their goal of wiping the US off the map.
Maberry writes incredibly compelling action scenes and very good suspense. There is a scene inside an old refrigeration plant that haunts my nightmares.
He also has a few books that are too spooky for me to read: Ghost Road Blues is the first book in the Pine Deep series. Those are about five steps too far for me, but if you like supernatural horror I highly recommend them.
(Trigger Warning: violence against women and children (most of whom are zombies))
2. The John Cleaver Series by Dan Wells
I’d say especially book 2, Mr. Monster. You’re already on creepy ground since your protagonist has all the hallmarks of a serial killer. Only his own resolve not to give into that side of himself keeps him from tipping over the edge. So, you’re never exactly safe with him. Next, John is fighting (minor spoiler) demons. Demons who manifest as… serial killers. He hunts that which he might become, but in order to do that he has to tap into the dangerous side of himself. It’s a very narrow line.
In Mr. Monster the demon kidnaps and murders women. There are some very, very disturbing scenes with the women he has captive. Do not read this one before bed.
((Trigger Warning: violence against women, violence against an animal))
3. The Mistress of the Art of Death by Ariana Franklin
This book is actually not, in the strictest sense, speculative fiction. It could be considered a very minor alternate history, but I don’t think of it that way.
The book takes place during the reign of Henry II. Someone is murdering the children of Cambridge. The Jewish community has been blamed, as was often the case, and they have taken refuge in the Sheriff’s keep. While they are there no taxes are being collected from them, so Henry sends to the University of Salerno for a Master of the Art of Death, what would eventually become a pathologist.
Instead he gets Vesuvia Adelia Rachel Ortese Aguilar, a Mistress of the Art of Death. Adelia and her companions come to Cambridge where they must face off against a brutal madman. The writing is rich and wonderful, which makes the creepy and violent scenes that much more chilling.
((Trigger Warning: violence against children, violence against an animal))
What are your favorite creepy books?
Star Wars Reads Day 2014
I ran the Star Wars Reads Day event at the Homewood Library today. It’s the second year I’ve run the event and it was pretty great. We had a ton of kids as well as five volunteers from the Alabama Garrison of the 501st Legion.
If you don’t know who the 501st are please let me enlighten you.
The 501st Legion is a costuming group which makes screen accurate Star Wars costumes and then wears them for charity. They’re about as awesome as awesome can be. The 501st specializes in costumes from the dark side of the force; the sith, the imperial officers, the bounty hunters, the clone troopers, and the stormtroopers. For those on the light side of the force there is the 501st’s sister organization, the Rebel Legion.

We started things up at 1:00 and ran until 4:30. The folks from the 501st were amazing and the librarians were also fantastic. I’m so grateful to them for letting us take over their auditorium with craziness. We had a ton of giveaways, including my giant Jabba the Hutt pillow from Bonnie Burton’s Star Wars Craft Book. He was very much in demand.
We drew tickets every half hour or so and gave away about 22 prizes.
We also had craft activities. We made origami Yodas from Tom Angleberger’s Origami Yoda series. We also made Admiral Sackbar puppets, also from Bonnie’s book.
Honestly though, I was not the big draw. It was all about the costumed folks. We had two scout troopers, a Tusken raider, an imperial officer, Princess Leia, and Obi Wan Kenobi. They were such troopers. They took pictures with the kids all day. I’m already looking forward to next year!
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell Chapters 1-4
Recap: I am reading Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell for the first time along with Kate Nepveu’s re-read over on Tor.com. I’ll be keeping up with her reading schedule, which can be found here, and posting my thoughts on Friday just as she does. I may do a quick reaction/discussion on Saturday along with my regular blog post.
I’m not going to do a line by line read the way I did with The Hunger Games. I don’t feel like that would be particularly interesting to my readers. (Feel free to disagree with me and I’ll take that into consideration.)
If Mary Robinette Kowal is channeling Jane Austen into her Regency fantasy novels, I feel like Susanna Clarke is tapping into Charles Dickens. Although, JS&MN is very much set in the Regency, complete with rumblings about France in the background, it does not yet feel very Regency. Which, probably comes about because the majority of my experience with Regency novels comes from Jane Austen.
I am much more acquainted with the ladies’ view of things than then gentleman scholars’.
As of the end of Chapter 4, Jonathan Strange has not yet come onto the scene. Mr. Norrell has, however, and he is not a prepossessing figure. He is, nominally, England’s only practical magician, but he seems to take a malicious delight in forcing the York Society of magicians to disband.
Chapter 4 provides a slightly more sympathetic interlude as Mr. Norrell finds himself adrift in the sea of the London social scene. I do not know if his discomfort at Mrs. Godesdone’s party is enough to forgive his snubbing Mr. Honeyfoot in the earlier chapters, though.
I am also very curious to see if Mr. Segundus will reappear. He is our protagonist in chapters one through three, but then we leave him alone, the last magician in York, and pick up in London with Mr. Norrell. I hope we see more of Mr. Segundus. I’m very curious to know if he and one of the attractive Misses Honeyfoot make a go of it. Or how his solitary studies go. I will admit that I’m not entirely sure how he could come back into the story, but I hold out hope.
I’m only four chapters in, so I’ve just started to get a taste of the book. I quite like Clarke’s writing style, although I’m not positive about using contemporary spelling. I don’t mind it, but I notice it every time and my brain takes that extra second to think, “oh, hey! Nifty!” instead of just rolling through to the next plot point. I have 800 or so pages to go though, so we’ll see if I continue to notice by the end.
It reminds me of The Night Circus and I’m sure that it was an influence on that book. I’ve read them out of order, so I’m seeing things that remind me of the younger book rather than seeing JS&MN‘s influence in The Night Circus. (As an aside, there are a surprisingly large number of books which involve a magical circus.)
I’m definitely interested in seeing where the book goes next. I’ll be back Friday with my thoughts on chapters 5 – 10.
Podcasts
Since I was lucky enough to be a special guest on the Writing Excuses podcast this weekend I’ve been thinking about the podcasts I listen to, many of which are book related. So, I thought I would share those today and also ask if you have any podcasts you love to listen to.
Writing Excuses
Obviously, I listen to this podcast. I’ve talked about it fairly extensively since I just got back from the Writing Excuses Retreat. This is a writing advice podcast with the tagline, “Fifteen minutes long, because you’re in a hurry and we’re not that smart.”
They are that smart, actually. Brandon Sanderson, Mary Robinette Kowal, Howard Tayler, and Dan Wells talk about writing advice, recommend a book of the week, and give you a writing prompt all in fifteen minutes. It’s well worth the listen if you’re a writer, and I’d recommend perusing the Book of the Week lists even if you aren’t a writer. These are some amazing minds in speculative fiction giving you book recommendations every week. That alone is worth the price of admission.
SF Squeecast
The tagline for this show is, “a podcast in which a group of Science Fiction and Fantasy professionals squee about things SFnal, in a neverending panel discussion of vague positivity.”
The panelists are Lynn Thomas, Elizabeth Bear, Cat Valente, Seanan McGuire, Paul Cornell, and sometimes Michael Dean Thomas.
In years past the “vague positivity” portion of the tagline was at the forefront. The panelists and any special guests they might have would bring a thing of genre to squee about. I found so many things that make me happy this way. Mockingbird Lane, Atomic Robo, Alex Bledsoe’s The Hum and the Shiver. So. Many. Things!
The current format is more, “never-ending panel discussion.” Recent discussions have focused on Hugo nominations, expectations, The Long Discussion, and writing series. If you are familiar with this podcast already, great! If not, I recommend starting at the beginning as every single episode is worth your time and you can find some amazing treasures you’ve never heard of.
Tea and Jeopardy
It’s a podcast with a butler! And I LOVE a butler. His name is Latimer. He is most excellent. The actual hostess is Emma Newman, who is delightful and an author of no small talent.
“There’s always time for a nice cup of tea and a spot of mild peril.”
Every fortnight Emma takes tea in a secret tea lair with a guest. They discuss abject geekery, endure mild peril, and enjoy a cheeky bit of cake.
Her most recent guest was the incomparable Gail Carriger. She has also had Seanan McGuire and Mary Robinette Kowal, which goes to show she has very good taste.
The discussion is general, but often revolves around literature although gaming, the Anti-Cake League, and singing chickens are also fair game.
Sword and Laser
Sword and Laser is a podcast/book club/youtube show that discusses fantasy and science fiction in media. There is a monthly book pick which is discussed. Authors frequently appear for interviews. But the show also rounds up news about movies, tv shows, sometimes video games, and general science. There is a huge goodreads group you can join as well.
The hosts are Tom Merritt and Veronica Belmont. Veronica is more the sword and Tom is more the laser. The dynamic between the hosts is good and the show is always entertaining even if I haven’t read the book they’re discussing. They do the book club discussion during the back half of the show, so it is very easy to skip if you aren’t finished with or just not interested in that month’s book pick.
What podcasts do you listen to? Is there something I should absolutely be picking up?
Jonathan Strange and Tor.com
Kate Nepveu is starting a reread of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell over on Tor.com. I have never read Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, although I quite like typing it.
I cannot explain my unusual laxness in allowing this book to slip past my view. I love Regency fantasy. It is Regency fantasy. And yet…
And yet I just never got around to picking it up. Perhaps the cover? It doesn’t exactly fill one with awe.
Perhaps I just never had a good reason. Whatever the case, I have been remiss and I intend to correct that now.
So, I shall start the reread along with Ms. Nepveu.
The schedule is as follows:
Volume I
1. October 10, 2014: chapters 1 to 4
2. October 17, 2014: chapters 5 to 10
3. October 24, 2014: chapters 11 to 16
4. October 31, 2014: chapters 17 to 22
Volume II
5. November 7, 2014: chapters 23 to 26
6. November 14, 2014: chapters 27 to 30
7. November 21, 2014: chapters 31 to 34
(Break for U.S. Thanksgiving)
8. December 5, 2014: chapters 35 to 39
9. December 12, 2014: chapters 40 to 44
Volume III
10. December 19, 2014: chapters 45 to 49
(Break for The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies, Christmas, New Year’s)
11. January 9, 2015: chapters 50 to 54
12. January 16, 2015: chapters 55 to 59
13. January 23, 2015: chapters 60 to 64
14. January 30, 2015: chapters 65 to 69
I will be posting my own thoughts on the chapters on the same schedule as the Tor.com discussion. Are any of you planning to read along? If you’ve already read the book I’d love to hear your opinions about it.























